This always happens...

 

You blink and then you have to go to work again... What the f#$!#@!$@#!

We really don't have weekends like normal people do. So what are we really? We work at night, we're bilingual, we're mostly pale, we hate the sun, we sleep in the morning... aha! I knew it... we're one of the Cullens, less the sparkling thingy... then again, there's always the call center fairies :)

Define:

 Call Center Fairies a.k.a Call Center Beckys (Gay)

They never go out at night without makeups... hence they sparkle at night. Hehehehe